I Started To Realise That

Do Not Cruise Through Red Lights. Because If I'm Coming The Other Way, I Will Run You Down, For Fun.

Nothing Can Prepare You For The Yawning Chasm Of Time That Passes In Canada Before The Healthcare System Actually Does Any Healthcare.

The Americans Lecture The World On Democracy And Then Won’t Let Me Turn The Traction Control Off!

Asking The Front Wheels Of A Car To Do Their Normal Job Of Steering While Handling More Than 170 Is Like Asking A Man To Wire A Plug While Juggling. Penguins. While Making Love. To A Beautiful Woman While On Fire, On Stage. In Front Of The Queen. It's All Going To Go Wrong.

Speed Has Never Killed Anyone. Suddenly Becoming Stationary, That's What Gets You.