I Started To Realise That

My Epiglottis Is Full Of Bees!

Then There’s The Biggest Problem Of Them All – The Problem Of Being In An Audi Tt When You Are Not Called Angela. I Do Not Know Why It Can Be Driven By Only People Named Angela, But That’s A Fact And There’s Nothing We Can Do About It. If You Have A Tt And You Aren’t Called Angela, You Have The Wrong Car.

This Car Is More Fun Than The Entire French Air Force Crashing Into A Firework Factory.

If You Were To Buy A [bmw] 6-series, I Recommend You Select Reverse When Leaving Friends’ Houses So They Don’t See Its Backside.

If You're Thinking Of Coming To America, This Is What It's Like: You've Got Your Comfort Inn, You've Got Your Best Western, And You've Got Your Red Lobster Where You Eat. Everybody's Very Fat, Everybody's Very Stupid And Everybody's Very Rude - It's Not A Holiday Programme, It's The Truth.