Nothing Can Prepare You For

Unlike Furious Thin-lipped Feminists, I Tend Not To Draw Distinctions Between Men And Women, Apart From In Bed Where You Really Do Need To Spot The Difference.

Speed Has Never Killed Anyone. Suddenly Becoming Stationary, That's What Gets You.

There Are Many Rules For The Elderly In The Highway Code. I Have One Too, And Here It Is: Get A Bloody Move On.

I’d Like To Consider Ferrari As A Scaled Down Version Of God.

If A Football Official Were To Call For A Slow-motion Replay Every Time Didier Drogba Fell Over, Each Match Would Last About Six Weeks.