If We Build Three Million

You Know What, I Distinctly Remember My Boat Blew Up And I Was Killed!

I Dish The Dirt Out And I Can Take It. But Why Should My Mother And Children Have To Take It?

...it Seemed Appropriate That I Should Develop Some Kind Of Illness. This Is A Good Idea When You Are At A Loose End Because Everything, Up To And Including Herpes, Is Better Than Being Bored.

I'm Having A Nice Cold Pint And Waiting For This To Blow Over.

We Live In The Worst Country In The World. At Least We Do For Lazy, Inefficient, Office-bound Police, Whose Response To An Extraordinary Rise In Violent Crime Is To Order More Speed Cameras.