I Think Koenigsegg Is Swedish

Some Say That He Has No Understanding Of Clouds, And That His Ear Wax Tastes Like Turkish Delight. All We Know Is He’s Called The Stig.

I Therefore Have To Use The Force. And Weirdly, This Doesn't Work Very Well. I Don't Understand Why, Because On The Last Census, I Put My Religion Down As Jedi Knight.

If A Football Official Were To Call For A Slow-motion Replay Every Time Didier Drogba Fell Over, Each Match Would Last About Six Weeks.

It's Just Thinking Of Funny Things That Will Amuse Us And Entertain Us And We'll Come And Do It.

They Are By Far The Worst Drivers. They Are Spiteful, Dithering, Old And In The Way. They Should Have Their Licences Taken Away.