It Couldn't Pull A Greased

I Wore A Groove In The Kitchen Floor With Endless Trips To The Fridge, Hoping Against Hope That I Had Somehow Missed A Plateful Of Cold Sausages On The Previous 4,000 Excursions. Then, For No Obvious Reason, I Decided To Buy A Footstool.

We All Know That Small Cars Are Good For Us. But So Is Cod Liver Oil. And Jogging.

I'm Not Capable Of Having An Affair. You Can Ask My Wife. I'm Not Physically Capable.

It's Just Thinking Of Funny Things That Will Amuse Us And Entertain Us And We'll Come And Do It.

There Are Shantytowns In South Africa That Are Built Better Than Renaults!