I'd Much Rather Sit Next

Spring Time Is The Land Awakening.

I Came From A Big Family. As A Matter Of Fact, I Never Got To Sleep Alone Until I Was Married.

God Bless Merle Haggard. He Did All The Things That Johnny Cash Was Supposed To Have Done.

There's No Such Thing As Being Too Southern.

Baptists Never Make Love Standing Up. They're Afraid Someone Might See Them And Think They're Dancing.