Of Course Cocaine Is Not

Here's A Rule I Recommend: Never Practice Two Vices At Once.

I Have Been Absolutely Hag-ridden With Ambition. If I Could Wish To Have Anything In The World It Would Be To Be Free Of Ambition.

I Did What I Could To Inflate The Rumor I Was On My Way To Stardom. What I Was On My Way To, By Any Mathematical Standards Known To Man, Was Oblivion, By Way Of Obscurity.

I Have Three Phobias Which, Could I Mute Them, Would Make My Life As Slick As A Sonnet, But As Dull As Ditch Water: I Hate To Go To Bed, I Hate To Get Up, And I Hate To Be Alone.

I've Been Called Many Things, But Never An Intellectual.