Laughter Is The Closest Distance

A Smile Is A Curve Which Can Set A Lot Of Things Straight.

Well, All's Fair In Love, War And Fooling The Critics.

I Don't Mind Growing Old. I'm Just Not Used To It.

Many People Have Asked Me Why There Are Three Pedals In These Grand Pianos. Well The Pedal In The Middle Is There To Separate The Two Other Pedals.

What Soap Is To The Body, Laughter Is To The Soul. Laughter Is The Shortest Distance Between Two People.