Nothing Is Really 'safe'.

I've Been Doing Pranks My Whole Life, So I Guess I'm Pretty Good At It.

These Trees And These Old People Have One Thing In Common - They're Both Going In The Ground Soon!

I Skate All The Time, But It's Silly For Me To Do Contests When Mtv Is Giving Me A Boatload Of Money.

Actually, I've Always Wanted To Be A Professional Skateboarder Ever Since I Was About Six.

One Time My Mom Tried To Ground Me, But That Lasted 15 Minutes.