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American League Teams Don't Bunt Very Often. National League Teams Bunt A Lot.

He Looks Like A Greyhound, But He Runs Like A Bus.

If I Was Going To Make One Rule Change, I Would Bring The Dh To The National League.

If A Tie Is Like Kissing Your Sister, Losing Is Like Kissing You Grandmother With Her Teeth Out.

I Used To Be A Mad Hitter. And Then I Learned The Longer You Wait Out The Ball, The Better You See It. And The Better You See It, The Harder You Hit It. And The Harder You Hit It, The Higher Your Average Is Going To Be. And The Higher Your Average Is, The More Money You're Going To Make.