If I Was Going To

He Looks Like A Greyhound, But He Runs Like A Bus.

Old Third Basemen Become First Basemen, And Old First Basemen Become Designated Hitters.

A Woman Will Be Elected President Before Wade Boggs Is Called Out On Strikes. I Guarantee That.

I Could Have Played Another Year, But I Would Have Been Playing For The Money, And Baseball Deserves Better Than That.

I Am Not Too Serious About Anything. I Believe You Have To Enjoy Yourself To Get The Most Out Of Your Ability. I Can Take The Criticism With The Accolades. Neither Affects Me.