American League Teams Don't Bunt

My Problems Are All Behind Me!

If A Tie Is Like Kissing Your Sister, Losing Is Like Kissing You Grandmother With Her Teeth Out.

I Never Lifted A Weight In My Life. Why Am I Going To Do Steroids? That's Not Going To Do Me Any Good. We Didn't Have Any Weights In Our Clubhouse. We Had One Exercise Bike And That Was For The Guy Who Tweaked His Hamstring. And That Thing Didn't Even Work Half The Time.

If I Was Going To Make One Rule Change, I Would Bring The Dh To The National League.

A Woman Will Be Elected President Before Wade Boggs Is Called Out On Strikes. I Guarantee That.