Nobody Wants To Be Called

I Don't Care How Poor And Inefficient A Little Country Is - They Like To Run Their Own Business. I Know Men That Would -make My Wife A Better Husband Than I Am But, Darn It, I'm Not Going To Give Her To 'em.

Don't Invite Me If You Don't Want Me.

Ability Is All Right But If It Is Not Backed Up By Honesty And Public Confidence You Will Never Be A Successful Person. The Best A Man Can Do Is To Arrive At The Top In His Chosen Profession. I Have Always Maintained That One Profession Is Deserving Of As Much Honor As Another Provided It Is Honorable.

Politicians Can Do More Funny Things Naturally Than I Can Think Of To Do Purposely

They Call It The Latin Quarter Because Nobody There Is Latin And Nobody Has A Quarter.