I Was Born Because It

There Is A Horse Here-the Furthest North Of Any Horse, And He Eats Fish And Travels On Snowshoes.

The Only Real Diplomacy Ever Performed By A Diplomat Is In Deceiving Their Own People After Their Dumbness Has Got Them Into A War.

Rail-splitting Produced An Immortal President In Lincoln, But Golf Hasn't Produced Even A Good Congressman.

Fanatical Religion Driven To A Certain Point Is Almost As Bad As None At All, But Not Quite.

Golf Is Good For The Soul. You Get So Mad At Yourself You Forget To Hate Your Enemies.