Never Work Before Breakfast; If

I Think When The Full Horror Of Being Fifty Hits You, You Should Stay Home And Have A Good Cry.

Half Of The Troubles Of This Life Can Be Traced To Saying Yes Too Quickly And Not Saying No Soon Enough.

Most People Repent Their Sins By Thanking God They Ain't So Wicked As Their Neighbors.

Human Happiness Konsists In Having What Yu Want, And Wanting What Yu Have.

Be Like A Postage Stamp. Stick To One Thing Until You Get There.