Never Trust A Husband Too

Marriage Is The Miracle That Transforms A Kiss From A Pleasure Into A Duty.

A Man Marries One Woman To Escape From Many Others, And Then Chases Many Others To Forget He's Married To One.

It Isn't Tying Himself To One Woman That A Man Dreads When He Thinks Of Marrying; It's Separating Himself From All The Others.

True Love Isn't The Kind That Endures Through Long Years Of Absence, But The Kind That Endures Through Long Years Of Propinquity.

The Tenderest Spot In A Man's Make-up Is Sometimes The Bald Spot On Top Of His Head.