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When You're High, It's Easy To Kid Yourself About How Clever Certain Mediocre Pieces Of Material Are.
-George Carlin
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When You're High, It's Easy
George Carlin
When You're High, It's Easy To Kid Yourself About How Clever Certain Mediocre Pieces Of Material Are.
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