Property Is Theft. Nobody "owns"

In My Fifth-grade Yearbook - It's Right Up There On The Top Shell - The Last Page Says, "what About Your Future?" And Under My Name, It Says, "when I Grow Up, I Would Like To Be Either An Actor, A Radio Announcer, An Impersonator Or A Comedian."

The Caterpillar Does All The Work, But The Butterfly Gets All The Publicity.

They Mention That It's A Nonstop Flight. Well, I Must Say I Don't Care For That Sort Of Thing. Call Me Old Fashioned, But I Insist That My Flight Stop. Preferably At An Airport.

Golf Is An Arrogant, Elitist Game That Takes Up Entirely Too Much Space In This Country.

Whoever Coined The Term "buyer Beware" Was Probably Bleeding From The Asshole.