My Wife Never Lies About

Faith, Indeed, Has Up To The Present Not Been Able To Move Real Mountains.... But It Can Put Mountains Where There Are None. Most People Would Like To Be Delivered From Temptation But Would Like It To Keep In Touch.

It's Mandatory In This Day And Age To Be Considered To Have A Sense Of Humor And To Demonstrate It. You're Not Paying Me For A Joke, You're Paying Me For The Right Joke.

The Best Birthdays Of All Are Those That Haven't Arrived Yet.

Did You Ever Figure To Be Living In A Time When Your Check Is Good, But The Bank Bounces?

Wall Street Is Where Prophets Tell Us What Will Happen And Profits Tell Us What Did Happen.