When We Laugh We Temporarily

I'm Beginning To Wonder About My Broker. Yesterday I Told Him To Buy A Hundred Shares Of A.t.&t. He Said, 'would You Spell That?'

Did You Ever Figure To Be Living In A Time When Your Check Is Good, But The Bank Bounces?

Sometimes I Get The Feeling The Whole World Is Against Me, But Deep Down I Know That's Not True. Some Of The Smaller Countries Are Neutral.

The Playboy Calendar This Year Has Some Tiptop Models. Any More Top And They'd Tip.

Never Raise Your Hand To Your Children - It Leaves Your Midsection Unprotected.