My Uncle Was The Town

If You Build A Better Mousetrap, You Will Catch Better Mice.

College Is A Place To Keep Warm Between High School And An Early Marriage.

I've Never Been Drunk, But Often I've Been Overserved.

If Inflation Continues To Soar, You're Going To Have To Work Like A Dog Just To Live Like One

Never Put Off Until Tomorrow What You Can Do Today -- For Tomorrow's Gonna Be Bad Enough As It Is.