I've Never Been Drunk, But

If Inflation Continues To Soar, You're Going To Have To Work Like A Dog Just To Live Like One

I've Never Been Drunk, But Often I've Been Overserved.

Never Put Off Until Tomorrow What You Can Do Today -- For Tomorrow's Gonna Be Bad Enough As It Is.

When I Go To A Party, Nobody Says Hello. But When I Leave, Everybody Says Goodbye.

College Is A Place To Keep Warm Between High School And An Early Marriage.