My Touring Has Never Stopped;

It's Amazing What I Could've Written In My Life If I Had Realized That I Should Keep Writing And Not Masturbating.

Everyone Of You Has A Health That Is Unique And Totally Different From Everybody Else. Completely! Because We... Are All Like Snowflakes.

Political Audiences Are Not Fun.

I Like My Friends Because They Make Me Feel Normal, Even Though I'm Not.

The Republicans Are The Party Of Bad Ideas. The Democrats Are The Party Of No Ideas.