Jesse Ventura Is Basically Proof

Everybody's Family Has Different Values.

Mother Teresa Had A Mustache. Hitler Had A Mustache. Mother Teresa Is Hitler.

When From Behind Me, A Young Woman Of 25 Uttered The Following, It Was The Dumbest Thing I Have Ever Heard In My Life Until Dan Quayle Was Elected Vice President Of The United States. She Said, If It Weren't For My Horse, I Wouldn't Have Spent That Year In College.

The Democrats Have Responded To The Republicans' Lack Of Dealing With Reality By Truly Not Dealing With Reality, Either.

The Fine Line That You Do When You Do Political Comedy Is, As Long As You Have That Laugh, You're Fine.