My Sister Gained 80 Pounds

I Was Walking Down The Street The Other Day And These Construction Workers Were Working On The Roof Hammering Away. One Of Them Told Me I Was A Paranoid Lunatic... In Morse Code.

I Have A Lot More Things To Talk About Now Because I'm An Adult.

I Don't Know If I Was Put On This Earth For A Purpose Or Not. But I'm Fairly Confident That I'll Be Taken Off Of It For One.

A Computer Once Beat Me At Chess, But It Was No Match For Me At Kick Boxing.

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