My Point Of View Is

Compare Sending Someone A Text Message And Getting A Love Letter Delivered By Carrier Pigeon. No Contest.

Its Always A Shock To Me When I Get Recognized.

I Guess I Am Attracted To Older Women. I'm Looking For A 40-something Who Has Had Her Heart Broken Two Or Three Hundred Times. She's Going To Be Fun!

Some Comics Really Thrive On Being Disrespectful, Especially Toward Women, And It's Somehow Understood As Edgy, But I'm The Opposite. I've Never Liked Curse Words For That Reason.

My Parents Were Really Nice To Me.