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Guys Want A 500 Horsepower Car. I'd Rather Have One Horsepower - In A Horse. That's Macho. You Go To Pick Up Your Date And You Show Up On A Horse.

-Bryan Callen

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Guys Want A 500 Horsepower

Bryan Callen

Guys Want A 500 Horsepower Car. I'd Rather Have One Horsepower - In A Horse. That's Macho. You Go To Pick Up Your Date And You Show Up On A Horse.

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