My Movements, Ma'am, Are All

I Was Training To Be An Electrician. I Suppose I Got Wired The Wrong Way Round Somewhere Along The Line.

It's All A Big Hoax, Honey. I Never Wrote A Song In My Life. I Get One-third Of The Credit For Recording It. It Makes Me Look Smarter Than I Am. I've Never Even Had An Idea For A Song. Just Once, Mybe.

Whatever It Is, Go Back And Do It Again.

Do The Clam, Do The Clam, Grab Your Barefoot Baby By The Hand.

When I Was A Boy, I Always Saw Myself As A Hero In Comic Books And In Movies. I Grew Up Believing This Dream.