I Was Training To Be

It's All A Big Hoax, Honey. I Never Wrote A Song In My Life. I Get One-third Of The Credit For Recording It. It Makes Me Look Smarter Than I Am. I've Never Even Had An Idea For A Song. Just Once, Mybe.

I Happened To Come Along In The Music Business When There Was No Trend.

I'm No Hillbilly Singer.

Tomorrow Will Be Too Late, It's Now Or Never.

My Fans Want My Shirt. They Can Have My Shirt. They Put It On My Back.