My Mother Said To Me,

My Mother Said To Me, 'why Do You Have To Call Yourself A Dyke? Why Can't You Be A Nice Lesbian?' 'because I'm Not A Nice Lesbian, I'm A Big Dyke.'

Because I'm Not A Nice Lesbian, I'm A Big Dyke!

It's A Cosmic Joke That I'm A Lesbian, Because I Understand Men So Well But Women Are A Complete Mystery To Me.

Never Point At Anything Beige And Call It Cool.

My Idea As Far As Comedy Goes Has Always Been To Push The Limits Of What's Acceptable For A Woman To Do Or Say Or Be. My Hero In That Would Be Lenny Bruce, Who Teaches Us That Words Have No Meaning. It's The Intent Behind Them That Is What's Important.