Never Point At Anything Beige

What Do You Mean, You "don't Believe In Homosexuality?" It's Not Like The Easter Bunny, Your Belief Isn't Necessary.

Because I'm Not A Nice Lesbian, I'm A Big Dyke!

It's A Cosmic Joke That I'm A Lesbian, Because I Understand Men So Well But Women Are A Complete Mystery To Me.

Never Point At Anything Beige And Call It Cool.

A Woman Will Allow Herself To Be Clouded By Her Emotions. Her Reasonable Thought Becomes Completely Unreasonable Over The Most Ridiculous Thing. It's A Girl Thing.