My Mom's Puerto Rican. That's

I Do Have Magical Powers, I Try To Use Them For Good And Not Evil, But I Can Pretty Much Make Anyone Do Whatever I Want Them To Do, If They're Within Range.

With Stand-up, It Doesn't Matter Who You Are. If The Audience Claps Because They Love Your Movies, That Clapping Stops After Five Seconds, And Then It's Your Job To Make Them Laugh.

Writing Is Hard - Writing Is The Hardest.

Improv Is So Different, It's Such A Collaborative Thing, You're Working With Other People, Nothing Is Planned And It's Kind Of This Community Mentality, Whereas Stand-up, You're Alone And It Was Really Hard.

I'm Pretty Good At Weaseling My Way Into A Job, Even If I Have No Business Being There.