It Would Be Hilarious If

I've Felt Depressed Many Times In My Life, So I Can Draw On Those Times In My Life When I Need To.

When I'm On The Couch, I Usually Have The Tv On And My Macbook Air Nearby. And Sometimes, When My Add Is Really Kicking In, I Have My Ipad Too. And My Iphone. And A Magazine That I Haven't Gotten To. And A Book Under The Pillow To My Left.

I Realized Two Things From An Early Age - I Was Insane And Had Some Kind Of Comedic Thing Going On. My Brain Was Wired To Think About Things In Terms Of How Funny They Were.

I Want To Go To New Zealand. I Have No Idea What It's Like, And In My Head, Everyone Lives In/on An Ice Lake, So I'd Like To Come Stay.

With Stand-up, It Doesn't Matter Who You Are. If The Audience Claps Because They Love Your Movies, That Clapping Stops After Five Seconds, And Then It's Your Job To Make Them Laugh.