It Would Be Hilarious If

My Grandfather Came Over From Puerto Rico And Raised His Kids Speaking English So That It Would Be Easier For Them To Assimilate.

I Sold My Soul To The Devil. I'd Like To Thank The Devil.

I Got Off Twitter, Because I Started Feeling Like It Was Not Adding Anything Positive Into My Life. If Anything, It Was More Negative. But Now I'm Back On It Because It Can Be Fun. I Think, As An Actor And A Public Figure, It's A Different Experience When You Put Yourself Out There In That Way. I Think It Can Be A Great Tool, And That Part I'm Comfortable With. But The Part That's Kind Of More Personal, That Part I'm Still Struggling With, Because I Don't Really Want People To Know Everything About Me.

Make All Your Decisions Based On How Hilarious It Would Be If You Did It.

I'm Pretty Good At Weaseling My Way Into A Job, Even If I Have No Business Being There.