My Mom Just Told Me

You Learn Who Your Friends Are When You Find Out Who Will Lie For You.

I Just Had A Pedicure. My Feet Are Soft Like A Baby's Behind. If His Ass Was Covered In Calluses.

It Think Acceptance Levels Sort Of Swings Back And Forth. Like In The 60's There Was A Lot More Freedom With Sex That Doesn't Exist Today. Language Has Gotten Pushed A Bit Farther And Violence Is Way Far Out.

Today Is A Brand New Day. A Day Of Change, Of Promise, Of Creativity, Of Kindness, And Of Love. I'm Going Back To Bed.

Think Well Of Yourself And Others Will Too. Unless Those Others Are In Government, Banking, Or Show Business.