My Love Life Is Like

Comedy Is Truth. We Should Not Apologize For It.

If You Don't Want Gays In The Military, Make The Uniforms Ugly.

My Father Was A Doctor So I Was Around Death All My Life. So, I Was Very Used To It Because He Was A F-king Doctor.

All Babies Look Like Renée Zellweger Pushed Against A Glass Window.

Anyone That Says Looks Don't Count Is Lying. Of Course They Do. Even Babies Go To The Attractive Face. It's The Way Humans Work.