My Kid Wants To Be

My Mother Never Breast Fed Me, She Told Me She Only Liked Me As A Friend.

If Every Man Was As True To His Country As He Was To His Wife, We'd Be In A Lot Of Trouble.

For Two Hours, Some Guy Followed Me Around With A Pooper Scooper.

Acting Deals With Very Delicate Emotions. It Is Not Putting Up A Mask. Each Time An Actor Acts He Does Not Hide; He Exposes Himself.

I'll Tell Ya, I Don't Get No Respect... The Other Day, I Got Back From A Business Trip. I Got In A Cab And Said To The Driver, "hey! Take Me To Where The Action Is!" So Ya Know Where He Took Me? He Took Me To My House!