My House Used To Be

I Honestly Believe There Is Absolutely Nothing Like Going To Bed With A Good #book; Or A Friend Who's #read One.

I Remember Once A Vocational Director Said To Fang, "you Must Develop Some Mechanical Skills - Like Getting Out Of Bed."

I Was The World's Ugliest Baby. I Have Photos Of My Folks Leaving The Hospital With Sacks Over Their Heads... I Asked My Mother How To Turn Off The Electric Fan. She Said 'grab The Blade!

My Photographs Don't Do Me Justice - They Just Look Like Me.

It's Hard To Find A Negligee In My Size. I Wear A Junior Mister.