My Grandmother Always Told Me

The Two Sides Of Bernie - That's A Quiet Weapon That I Have.

Sometimes When You Lose You Win, Son. Failure Is Just Life's Way Of Preparing You For Success.

Making People Laugh Is What I've Been Doing Since I Was Like Four Or Five Years Old. I Still Have A Lust, I Still Have A Passion. I Don't Care About How I Look, I'm Dedicated To The Laughs.

I Hate To Compare Anything, Especially While I'm Promoting. I Feel That's Another Disrespect, But 'ocean's 13' Is The Best Movie I've Ever Done In My Life. No Question.

I'm Looking For Laughs, You Know? If It Take Me To Flip Over A Table, If I Have To Go Physical Comedy, I Will Do It. But Whatever The Joke Needs At That Particular Time, Is Where I'm Dedicated To. I'm Not Into Beating Somebody Down And Beating Myself Up. I Don't Do Insults And Things Like That. I Don't Do It - I'm A Storyteller.