The Two Sides Of Bernie

I'm Not A Star, And I Don't Want To Be A Star. Stars Fall. I'm An Ordinary Guy With An Extraordinary Job.

I Wasn't Disciplined At All. As Good Of An Athlete As I Was, I Was Not Disciplined. Had I Had The Drive That I Have In Comedy, And Acting, And Writing, That's Why I Knew It Just Wasn't Right For Me.

I'm Funny. I'm A Comedian. I'm Not A Clown.

I Ain't Running For Office. I Ain't Running For Nothing.

I Want To Do Something That People Can Really Say, 'hey, Man, That Was Good, I'm Proud Of You, I'm Proud Of That.' 'pride' And 'transformers' And Things Like That.