My Grandfather Had A Wonderful

The Baby Is Fine. The Only Problem Is That He Looks Like Edward G. Robinson.

Love May Be The Answer, But Even Though You're Watching For The Solution, Intercourse Raises Some Rather Interesting Thoughts.

Death Is An Acquired Trait.

When I Was Born My Mother Was Terribly Disappointed. Not That She Wanted A Girl - She Wanted A Divorce.

Whosoever Loveth Wisdom Is Righteous, But He That Keepeth Company With Fowl Is Weird.