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I Did Not Marry The First Girl That I Fell In Love With, Because There Was A Tremendous Religious Conflict, At The Time. She Was An Atheist, And I Was An Agnostic.

Just Because You're Paranoid Doesn't Mean They Aren't Out To Get You.

How The Hell Do I Know Why There Were Nazis? I Don't Know How The Can-opener Works.

My Father Worked For The Same Firm For 12 Years. They Fired Him And Replaced Him With A Tiny Gadget That Does Everything My Father Does, Only Much Better. The Depressing Thing Is My Mother Ran Out And Bought One

Manute Bol Is So Skinny They Save Money On Road Trips. They Just Fax Him From City To City.