My Father Used To Wear

I Kinda Feel Like An Idiot Sometimes. Although I Am An Idiot, So It Kinda Works Out.

Back To School, To Prove To Dad That I'm Not A Fool.

My Name Is Adam Sandler. I'm Not Particularly Talented. I'm Not Particularly Good-looking. And Yet I'm A Multi-millionaire.

Through My Films I'm Eventually Trying To One Day Tell The Truth. I Don't Know If I'm Ever Going To Get There, But I'm Slowly Letting Pieces Of Myself Out There And Then Maybe By The Time I'm 85, I'll Look Back And Say, 'all Right, That About Sums It Up.

I Shouldn't Be Near Vegas And Have Money In My Pocket.