My Faith Is Very Personal.

I Left The Midwest Thinking I Didn't Fit In. But When I Got To New York, I Realized How Truly Midwestern I Was.

Hey, People Who Travel With Their Bed Pillow. You Look Insane.

Bacon Bits Are Like The Fairy Dust Of The Food Community.

I Have More Pictures Of My Children Than My Father Ever Looked At Me.

That's Not To Say That I'm A Well-informed Catholic. I'm Still In Idiot.