My Doctor Told Me To

People Seldom Live Up To Their Baby Pictures.

When I Was A Kid, I Never Went To Disneyland. My Ol' Man Told Me Mickey Mouse Died In A Cancer Experiment.

One Time My Whole Family Played Hide And Seek. They Found My Mother In Pittsburgh!

My Problem Is That I Appeal To Everyone That Can Do Me Absolutely No Good.

I Once Went Out With This Girl, She Was No Bargain Either, She Showed Up With Pigtails Under Her Arms.