My Dad's Dying Wish Was

I Used To Buy Lottery Tickets Every Week Until I Realised You Could Watch It On Tv For Nothing.

I Did A Gig In The U.s. Once For The Homeless. I Said 'it's Nice To See So Many Bums On Seats.'

I Think The Idea That Death Is Not The End, That Your Dog's Just Gone To Live On The Farm, Is Limiting. Thoughts Like That Prevent You From Making The Most Of The Time That You Have.

When Someone Close To You Dies, Move Seats.

Let's Face It, The Gene Pool Needs A Little Chlorine.