My Credit Card Company Says

If You Drink Enough Beer, Everything Turns In To A Bed.

I Tend To Avoid Televisions, Politics, And Places With Velvet Ropes.

I Think The Most Annoying Language Is A Tie Between All The Ones I Don't Know How To Speak.

I Think Statues Are Great; They Show What Great People Would Look Like If A Bird Sh*t All Over Them.

You Get Really Disillusioned, Because You Thought You Were In Love. But You Realize That You're Just Alone.