My Comedy Doesn't Come From

Money Is Not The Most Important Thing In The World. Love Is. Fortunately, I Love Money.

There Are More Democratic Schmucks Than There Are Republican Ones.

I Have No Idea What's Going To Happen With America In The Future.

Jews Are Living In The Past And They Can't Get Over It.

I Can't Pretend That I'm A Great Student Of The Art Of Comedy Because Anybody That Becomes Philosophical About Humor Doesn't Know What He's Talking About.