I Can't Predict The Future

I've Been Watching Politics For 35 Or 40 Years And You Just Never Know. You Can Have One Person Win The Iowa Caucus And Then The Whole Picture Changes Ten Minutes Later. The Same Thing Can Happen Again After New Hampshire. I Have No Idea What's Going To Happen With Our Country In The Future.

Ten Years Ago If You Would Have Told Me That Mrs. Clinton Would Be The Frontrunner For The Democratic Nomination, I'd Have Never Believed You. Her Only Qualifications For Office Are That She's Mr. Clinton's Partner. And What Does That Mean? The Two Of Them Stand For Dishonesty And Corruption.

I Have Enough Money To Last Me The Rest Of My Life, Unless I Buy Something.

I've Got A Friend Who Is Half-jewish And Half-italian. If He Can't Buy It Wholesale, He Steals It!

Did You Know That The Jews Invented Sushi? That's Right - Two Jews Bought A Restaurant With No Kitchen.