A Jew Never Laughs Without

A Schmuck Is A General Term Of Disrespect. It's A Term Of Contempt And Derision. It Applies To A Lot Of People.

Comparing What The Democrats Offer To What The Republicans Offer Is Like Comparing The Money I Have In My Pocket To What Bill Gates Has In His.

My Comedy Doesn't Come From Any Calculations And Studies.

Predictions Are Preposterous. What Usually Happens Is That People Tell You That What They'd Like To See Happen Instead Of What They Really Think Will Happen. There Are So Many Variations And Possibilities That There's No Way To Ever Really Know For Certain.

Why Is It That They Have Bibles In Every Motel Room? Why Should A Man Want To Read The Bible When He's With A Woman Alone In A Motel Room? Why Would He Be Interested? Whatever He's Praying For, He's Already Got!