Modesty Is The Artifice Of

The Only Thing Better Than One Of My Songs Is One Of My Songs With A Glass Of Scotch.

I Have No Use For Humility. I Am A Fellow With An Exceptional Talent.

Obviously A Deer On The Fairway Has Seen You Tee Off Before And Knows That The Safest Place To Be When You Play Is Right Down The Middle.

I Drink For The Honorable Purpose Of Getting Bagged.

I Only Made $200 A Week And I Had To Buy My Own Bullets.